Swim Meet Part Deux

I wasn't sure if I ever heard people saying "part deux", so I googled it. Urban Dictionary is the first website. Wow, people. Wow. Of course I... wait, hold on. I mean don't wait, you're reading this, not watching a video of my screen while words magically appear and disappear once I delete them. I'll write down UD's definition, then Yahoo Answer's definition. Actually, no. I'll take screen shots instead. I hope it's not too small for you.

First, UD:

Superfacial? Superfacial?

Then, Yahoo Answers:

Therefore, this could be a superficial, "unnecessary, or overly bad sequel" to dat previous swim meet entry, or it could be Swim Meet Part 2. You decide. I'll put my results here for you

Event # Description Heat Lane Time Before Time After Time Added

63 100 FLY ? ? 1:19.86 1:23.45 4

65 50 BK ? ? 37.83 36.94 -1

69 100 BR 4 1 1:22.94 1:28 6

71 200 BK 2 5 2:49.77 2:58 9

I literally just copied and pasted the "list" from the last entry onto here and changed the numbers /

words.

I ADDED SO MUCH TIME THIS SWIM MEET AHHHHHHHH GOTTA GO PRACTICE MORE so embarassing i want to curl up like a little pill bug and just roll around in some rotten log forever >.<

Do pill bugs even live in logs? lemme google... i guess so? I searched "pill bug habitat", found nothing useful, searched "pill bug log" and clicked on images. There are some pill bugs on logs there. Yeah. AGHHHH SO DISGUSTING. EWWWWWWWW. UGHH I CAN'T LOOK ANY LONGER. DELETE TAB. *sighs in relief* I just opened a new tab to see if I used that phrase correctly and OH NO TAB WITH A CAUSE IS DOWN

3rd screenshot for this entry:

:(

*shamelessly advertising* If you don't have Tab for a Cause, please get it now. It's a Chrome extension: every time you open a new tab (i almost wrote "time" instead of "tab" there) some company like Pampers or Lumosity or Modcloth pays Tab for a Cause to showcase their ads, and you get a heart. Not a real one, cuz that would be disgusting. A yellow digital heart full of happiness and pixels. Then, whenever you want, you can donate your hearts to a charity that Tab for a Cause has connections with, and the charity gets REAL $$ because Pampers or Lumosity or Modcloth had already paid Tab for a Cause for those ads. I think a heart is usually 1¢ or something. I'll go google that. Wow, this blog post has more googling than references to swim meets. Swim meet. Swim meet. Swim meet. Swim meet. There. The Tab for a Cause website isn't working :( it's not fun to type Tab for a Cause repeatedly. I'll call it TC then. It's still not working -_-

Maybe I should change the title to "Swim Meet Part Deux and the Internet". Nahhh it's too weird

I just went to look at the Wix calendar thingy and WHY IS SUNDAY NEXT TO SATURDAY AND NOT NEXT TO MONDAY OH THAT DIDN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE HERE I'LL TAKE ANOTHER SCREENSHOT

I know you're probably pretty annoyed right now. "I can take better screenshots than she can", you're probably not thinking. At all.

Delete this tab if you'd like. Or minimize. Or full screen. DID YOU FULLSCREEN?! I'm so proud of you.

Yeah. Today's 12/8 and I changed it to 12/6 because that was the actual date of the Swim Meet Part Deux and I thought this post was only going to be about that. Well, at least I finally wrote it.