Before the Second Day of Archery
- jellonbean
- Aug 18, 2015
- 1 min read
Yesterday, we ordered from Subway's website for dinner, and I clicked the Spicy Italian Salad button, then the CHOOSE button under CHOPPED SALAD, then CONTINUE, and then ADD TO ORDER. Subway, you capitalize too many things. And also, guess who forgot to click the Lettuce button? That's right. ME. I FORGOT LETTUCE IN MY SALAD. WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUR SALAD EATING CUSTOMER, SUBWAY? YOU PUT SO MANY IMPORTANT WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS BUT NOT FOR LETTUCE WHY NOT SALAD EATERS NEED LETTUCE. WHAT IF WE WERE IN A HURRY BECAUSE OUR BEDTIME WAS LIKE FORTY MINUTES AWAY AND WE FORGOT TO CLICK ON LETTUCE AND JUST ATE ONIONS AND TOMATOES AND SALAMI AND PEPPERONI FOR DINNER THAT WOULD BE PRETTY SAD.
I ate onions and tomatoes and salami and pepperoni for dinner. But I added some eggs and milk and microwaved it.
I still had some "salad" left over (a few tomatoes and a mound of onions), so today, for breakfast, I microwaved that with eggs, milk, chicken, and cheese.

It was pretty good, even if I put in more cheese than I wanted to.

It doesn't look very appetizing anymore. Must be the lighting.

These photos aren't filtered like my oreos and milk ones.
Maybe I should've filtered it. At least a little.
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