I've fallen and I can't get up

Warning: some disgusting pictures. (I put the least icky one as the cover photo)

According to Wikipedia, "this line was spoken in a television commercial for a medical alarm and protection company called LifeCall." Sometimes Wikipedia is so precise, it scares me. But most of the stuff on it is questionable. Professionals need to check it more often. Stahp being so lazy. Just stahp.

Today, I tried not to be lazy and went out to ride my bicycle. ♪ I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLEEEE. I WANT TO RIDE MY BIIIIKEEE. ♪ Mei Mei and I rode to the middle school and saw David Zeng along the way. We gave each other that look we give to our friends when they're being suspicious, and Mei Mei laughed at him. Such a nice sister. Daddy met us on Juniper Road, and we agreed to bike to the pond on Oak Hill Drive. Unfortunately, halfway there, I got into a bike accident. "OH EHM GEE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" you probably won't ask. I would then answer, "My skin feels like its on fire. But luckily, the road wasn't hurt." You would think I'm crazy. Who cares about the road? Well, I do. And some other people I don't know about. I should go stalk them.

Daddy was already at the pond when I fell, so Mei Mei and I started walking home by ourselves (actually she rode her bike, and asked to have the bigger bike, which I was walking with, since I "wouldn't be using it anyway"). Then, she left to go tell him about my unfortunate accident, leaving me to go home by myself. Sad life.

Some extremely pleasant pictures of my poor skin. (I was trying to be sarcastic there but have no idea where to put the italics)

The leg stings the most. My left hand is much better than my right hand/elbow/knee and I can actually do stuff with it. Like eating popcorn or dinner while stalking people on Facebook.