At McDonald's
- jellonbean
- Jul 2, 2015
- 1 min read
Since we only had around an hour before swim practice started, we went to McDonald's for dinner. Not the healthiest choice, but I ordered salad like a good girl (hah not really).
When we were done, Mei Mei went out first, with me close behind. Mama was still dumping out the greasy greasy trash, so a little girl (probably 5 or 6 years old) and her dad went to the door. The little girl looked like she was having a hard time trying to push open the heavy-ish door, so I opened it for her. She looked at me like
WHAT ARE YOU DOING I WAS GONNA OPEN THE DOOR ALL BY MYSELF AND THEN YOU COME IN AND RUIN IT ALL. ARE U GONNA KIDNAP ME *GASP* MY DADDY'S RIGHT THERE YOU CREEPY STRANGER. DO YOU NOT HAVE A BRAIN OR WHAT
No. I don't have a brain. The zombies ate it like a thousand times already.
(Click on the image for the source so you won't call the cops on me for plagiarizing)
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